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AFL...Just when you thought it was safe to go back into Aka's Herald Sun column...it's not! Jason Akermanis (A.K.A: Aka) has decided to advise AFL players to stay in the closet. Using his vast knowledge of Gay issues (pffffffffft) Aka has warned of the dangers of coming out in an AFL environment, or the dangers according to him and his stupid miss match goatee.

After setting back movements several thousand years, we wern't quite sure who to blame, Aka or the News paper. He says he's innocent, and blames creative writing, yet he still defends the comments made in the article??? If you can call defending saying a whole bunch of crap only Aka understands. It looks like the original article, and the final copy are worlds apart, and the AFL don't want anything to do with it...Smart move!

Aka's big mouth almost overshadowed Friday night footy's biggest blockbuster! It was first vs 2nd and the Moon dog was howling in his 200th game! 3 goals and a million goal assists. Stokesy also chipped in with a hand 3. If it wasn't for bad kicking by the Pies the game may have been closer, but the Cats still finished with 6 more scoring shots, and are now Premiership favourites!

'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww':

Freo score a big win at the scary SCG ground. We almost forgot all about their drug scandal...almost.

Some parts of Barry Halls game still lingers at the Swans:

Essendon are back in town, but em, it is only Richmond they beat.

Can you smell what the Spike is cooking?:

It was a thriller on Saturday night, with Melbourne winning by a point over the favoured Port Adelaide.

The Dees finally win away, and lose ten Kilo's in the process up in Darwin:

Brisbane have suffered close to the ultimate embarrassment, losing to Adelaide!? Can things get any worse for Fev n Browney?

At least buy me dinner first!:

It is now official that Carlton are dating Katy Perry, running hot and cold from week to week.

If you can string three in a row, then we will shake with fear Hawks!:

Everyone says Luke Hodge should be the captain of Hawthron, but most people at the club know why he isn't. And no we can't say cause we don't want to get sued!

Sometimes words can't describe a situation, so it's best to sit back, relax and enjoy the "Barry'o thon". And for once this one wasn't Barry's fault! he was minding his own business, tieing his showlace, when he was attacked by a North Melboourne pest. Eades comment 'Barry needs protection', sounds funny out of context:

would you poke a snake?:

Down we go:

4 guys still can't get him off!:

whaaa, Im innocent, he just ran out of breath!:

And Barry has only excaped with a fine! Thompson escaped with a bad case of the shits.

Soccer...The socceroos were in Melbourne to play New Zealand at the MCG. It was a win for the Aussies ahead of their World cup match in Durban next month. Surprising when it looks like Harry was the only one at training.

Inter Milan beat Bayern Munich 2-0 to win the UEFA Champions league, and a trophy bigger than their bodies!

Cricket...South Australia beat the West Indies in their 1st ODI by 66 runs in Antigua. Deviliers and Amla both scored a massive 102 each in a rain reduced match. Morkel took 3 for 40 from 8 overs, while Mclaren and Botha scored 2 wickets each.

They don't look that much alike for twins?? ;-):

New Zealand beat Sri Lanka in a historic match on USA turf. 15 million Americans tuned in for the s0/s0 match in an attempt to revive the sport in the USA. The cricket experiment failed there in the 90's, but experts are hoping it can take off again as soon as we clearly explain the rules of the game to the Yanks :-S.

NRL...The Warriors and South Sydney provided match of the round, with NZ winning 26 to 24. Canberra Milk Raiders provided the upset beating top of the table Dragons.

Battle of the Helmets:

State of Origin teams were selected for the big QLD vs NSW clash. highlights of the NSW team include Gidley, Morris, Kimmorley, Hayne, Creagh, White and Watmough. The highlights of the Queensland team include the ENTIRE TEAM! Good luck against half the Melbourne Storm, and throw in BOyd, Folau, Lockyer and Thurston!

all that and more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.



Peace out*.



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