When good Tigers go Bad: Part 2

Golf...Well here we are once again, and here we are gossiping rather than talking about golf. But it's not our fault, we didn't really think there would be a part 2 to Tigers story, or a part 3, 4 and 5 either! 5 is the number of women who have come forward, claiming to have had an affair of some kind with Tiger Woods. We can't really blame them though, we hear he makes love like a tiger! rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww.



The latest to come forward is a Cocktail waitress called Mindy. She claims they slept together in Tigers house while his pregnant wife was away. When Tiger ended things with Mindy, she went from thinking of him as the man of her dreams, to hating his guts...what a surprise!

Other video and audio that has emerged: A voicemail message Tiger left on one of his lovers phones telling her that his wife went through his phone, so she should expect a call from her. In breaking news we also have an exclusive picture of Tigers latest affair:

A Disgruntled tortoise....Tigers latest victim

Who knows who he will be with tomorrow, but at the moment he is is travelling on a pace of about 1girl a day. At this rate story's like Warney's and Bill Clintons will surely become a distant forgotton memory, paling in comparison and significance. One thing we wont forget however, is John Daly's latest course outfit. His weight may have improved but not his wardrobe sure hasn't:
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And in Actual Golf news, Adam Scott has broken through with his first win in Australia. The Cup was presented by Greg the Shark Norman to Scott who won by 5 shots. The Shark also whispered some marital advice in Scotts ear, but he declined to accept. Well done Adam!


Cricket...Australian opener Shane Watson was bowled by Darren Sammy for 96 from the second ball of the day in the second Test against the West Indies in Adelaide today. Even though short of the ton, Watson has stepped up as an opening batsman.

Simon Katich (80), Ponting (36), Hussey (41), Michael Clarke (71) and Marcus North (16) were all unable to go on to decisive scores, while Brad Haddin (55no) was left stranded after a fluent contribution with the tail.

It was looking like a boring summer of cricket, and to be a series of thrashings to Australia. Then Giant West Indian spinner Sulieman Benn decided to take 5 for 155 from 53 overs. That combined with Roach's 3-90 - including Ricky Ponting and Mike Hussey - put the home side very much on the defensive at the same stage of a Test that had them celebrating an innings victory only a week ago. Mike Hussey hit one Boundary after about three hours, and has officially been stripped of his title as 'Mr Cricket.

PAKISTAN beat New Zealand by 141 runs in the second Test in Wellington today to level the series at 1-1.

Soccer.... Manchester United old boy Carlos Tevez did them a massive favour today by scoring the goal which gave Manchester City a 2-1 win over Chelsea in the Premier League. Chelsea now lead United by only two points at the top of the table.

Two Alex Brosque goals helped reignite Sydney FC's A-League campaign as the Sky Blues cruised to a comfortable 4-1 victory over a woeful North Queensland Fury at the Sydney Football Stadium on Saturday night.

The World Cup draw is out, and we will find out which Country's made it in, and who actually has a chance in their group. Australia plays Germany in their first group D match.

AFL... Who will be given a second chance football life in the draft? And will Cameron Cloke and his gut ever live to fight another day?...Only time will tell.

Essendons Michael Hurley has become the latest victim of the Footy shows celebrations. Fev was the first to go after becoming drunk at the Brownlow on Street talk, and making a complete dick of himself. Hurley was drinking after the Grand Final footy show review, and the rest remains a mystery.

Tom Harley has announced he will move to Sydney after retiring from the Cats. The duel Premiership captain is headed to GWS to help with their brand development. And boy are they gonna' need it. Harley himself said the Gold Coast job was highly saught after, yet when applying at GWS, he was basically the only one.....shocker!...If their own staff don't even like them, the future is grim.

Interviews....We chat to one of our Victorian male Netball representitives about their recent competitions, and Victory!...We also talk to Daniel Witthaus, and Doctor Caroline Symons about the latest happenings with CHISI (Challenging Homophobia in Sport Initiative).

All that n more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.


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