When good Tigers go Bad: Part 3????????

Golf...Ok I swear this is it. It has to be the last installment of Tiger Wood's affair....afairssssssssss, it's getting ridiculous. We are up to woman #356 I think? The most shocking of all the affairs, are allegations Tiger had to resort to hiring a prostitute. Tiger had to pay for it? If Bill Gates doesn't have to why should Tiger? Hes the best Golfer in the world, and a Gazillionaire, and he still isn't good enough for the ladies? Well I'm in big trouble then.

In a further unfortunate turn of events, Gillette has withdrawn themselves as one of Tigers major sponsors. Gillette will phase Tiger Woods out of its advertisements while he takes time off to repair his personal life....right, just for a little bit huh?...not coming back?...Gatorade has already cancelled a line of sports drinks named after Tiger, but claims its decision to do so pre-dates the sex scandal....yep...sure..ok *rolls eyes*...Why would anyone want the most famous sportsman in the world on their bottle?....crazy.

Happy Days....The before picture:

And barring any further mistresses, we return to real Golf news. Robert Allenby has produced the perfect closing round to claim his fourth Australian PGA Championship at the Hyatt Regency Coolum resort. Allenby blew away a strong final day contingent, winning by four shots with a closing 66 for a 14 under tournament total. Adam Scott played well but a poor last round saw him finish well off the pace.

The tournament loves me, and I love it:



Cricket...It was Hodgey's las ever innings at the MCG against South Australia. After making barely 10 runs in the first innings, he faught back with a respecatble 61. Few. Don't go Hodgey! The guy has been around longer than VCR's, it will be hard to let go.

Victoria made a mockery of three days of indifferent cricket when it cruised to a comfortable six-wicket outright win in its Sheffield Shield match at the MCG. The Bushrangers needed to score 381 to win, and made it look ridiculously easy when they ran down the target with 18.2 overs left in the bank!

In another fast finish Jason Krejza and Luke Butterworth gave Tasmania a strong win over Western Australia in their domestic day-night match at Bellerive Oval on Sunday. Krejza and Butterworth shared a 61-run partnership off 57 balls to steer the Tigers home with 10 balls to spare in the first day/night clash under the ground's new lights. Now thats fast!

Soccer.... Melbourne coach Ernie Merrick described his side's 3-0 victory over Central Coast at Gosford on Saturday night as its best away performance of the season. The Victory still rule at the top of the ladder!

The Newcastle Jets have moved into fourth place on the Hyundai A-League ladder with an impressive 3-2 win over Gold Coast United in their Round 18 clash at Energy Australia on Sunday afternoon.

In Womens Soccer, Servet Uzunlar (Sydney FC) was the Westfield Player of the Match in the Sydney FC v Canberra United Semi final.

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AFL...Well, as if sending Fitzroy into extinction wasn't bad enough, Brisbane have pissed them off again by killing the only proof of their existance left: the Fitzroy Lion. The iconic Fitzroy symbol has been replaced by a Lion with a face, and the Roy Boys want to sue. They even want to take it all the way to the Supreme court! TBC.

A pissed off Lion...kind of appropriate for the situation:

Collingwoods Scott 'Pendles' Pendlebury has been the latest victim of a nightclub attack for the Pies. Last year Collingwoods Cloke brother was strangely attacked, stalked and shot at. I mean, before, it seemed stupid to want to play for the Pies, now its just damn dangerous.

Pendles at training:

The attack is even more confusing as Pendles wouldn't hurt a fly. And even more bizarrely, he wasn't wearing this outfit at the time. Players are now one step away from carrying their own personal security guards with them.

Rugby League....More trouble at the sharks as Paul Gallen has allegedly brought the club into disrepute after being caught urinating on a man's head. This comes After all the allegations of bad behaviour at the club last year, including their CEO 'accidently' punching a female staff member in the eye. It is understood Gallen's alleged ''victim'' was a friend who was lying on the pavement in an intoxicated state after a night in town. Let this be a lesson to you friend: next time Paul asks for some change, I'd give it to him!

To top it off this is not Gallens first offence either. But in the past his lengthy rap sheet has been confined to the playing field. In 2008, the Kangaroos forward tried to rip open the stitching on a head wound of opposite Anthony Laffranchi. In the same year, he was accused of grabbing the testicles of Gold Coast centre Josh Graham and, in another game, slapped the head of Eels prop Josh Cordoba while he was lying unconscious on the ground. Move over Setanta O'Hailpin, you aint got nothin on this guy. John hopawarty eat your heart out.

Oops...again:

Interviews...We chat to our Frisby man Shayne Curry about the latest comp. in Ultimate Frisby. His mission, even though he chose not to accept it, and chooses not to accept it everytime: to catch one between his teeth.



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