'Why does it always rain on me?' Fev the musical

AFL.....Oh why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was 17, 18,19, 20,21,22,23,24,25,26, and 27777777777777777777777777777?????????????????????.
Ah Fev you've done it again...or have you?? Lara bingle is going to sue Fev for releasing a private nude photo of herself in the shower. Fev tells Vossey he's innocent, and they believe him without blinking an eyelid! This shiz is evolving into Hamlet like proportions.

Lara, an upstanding Citizin, has had an affair with a married man, but is calling Fev out for his bad behaviour. Nobody deserves to have photos published without their permission, but Lara doesn't seem to realise that the whole world has already seen her naked, after a nude photo shoot for GQ magazine!

Really just looks like dodgy facial expression??? no big deal ey. Not attractive :-S.

Lara sold the story to Womans day drawing more attention to the photo that she didn't want anyone to see! She has therefore destroyed the law suit she has tried to file against Fev, for distributing the photo's. Nobody is going to believe she doesnt want the photos to be seen when she keeps publishing them for CASH! No wonder Clarkey is embarrassed.

Michael Hurley has almost turmped Fevs bad boy status. After his NAB rising star nomination, Hurls has taken a leaf out of the NRL book after appearing in court to fight assult charges. Hurley thinks he should have a lighter sentence. The Taxi driver he apparently put in a head lock, may beg to differ.

In actual Football news, The Dogs have has a close win over the Power, with big GOOD Barry the star on 4 goals. He even handballed it off when he could've kicked a goal??! Who are you and what have you done with Baz???

The Siants have smashed Freo by an embarrassing margin. Out of respect to the Freo Mourners, we wont mention the score. But there will be an epic final between the Dogs and the Saints, hopefully like their prelim last year.

CRICKET...When good Mitches go bad...AGAIN! Last time it was his mouth, this time Mitchy the kid has headbutted a New Zealand batsman in the helmet!...on their home turf! Riskay stuff for the mild mannered lad. What could drive such a nice boy into such a horrible act?...Maybe the batsman said something about his mother, and how close they really are. Either way Johno's in hot water. Not surprisingly we lost this game, but Mitchy totally turned things around in the next game, taking 4 valuable wickets... All is forgiven :-).



Basketball...Our Bullen Boomers have gone down to the Canberra chicks, but how can we really expect to beat Lauren Jackson!?

In the NBL, the boys have played game one in a best of three. Perth beat Woolongong, and are one win away from winning the Championship. The Gong will be trying to force the series into game three.

Soccer...Things are heating up in the A league as Wellington and Sydney fight for a spot in the Grand final. Can Syd FC protect our pride and hold off the Kiwis? We can only hope so we don't have to listen to their bragging. But it will be good for their tourism over there if they can win. We all know how hard times have fallen on them since Lord of the Rings was filmed. Not a sole has visited since.

All that n more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.


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