The ultimate in sport: BACK 2 BACK!

F1...AFL is getting bumped again for the most awesome of achievements!..For a while we weren't sure if Mark Webber was going to win a GP at all, and now he has won 2! In a row!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We all remember his reaction from his first GP win last year, but it's so
good we need to re-cap!: 'yesssssssssssssssss yes yes yes you f*&$#&n beauty yessssssssssssss, yes yes'.

His first win this year, Mark didn't say a thing! But this time he was cool, calm and satisfied! They say winning the Monnaco GP is like winning two! So guess that makes 3 wins for Mark this year then!

Mark avoided a late collision and survived 4 safety cars to take home a steady win on the toughest track. He now moves to the top of the drivers Championship, and Red Bull goes to the top of the constructors over Ferrar, oh yeah and he also moves to the top of the awesomeness table!

AFL...Hot Pies, Cold Dockers! Match of the round turned out to be a blowout for the Pies! They smashed a good team and set up a massive clash with the Cats on Friday night Football! The Cats should actually be worried, as Travis Cloke is actually hitting some targets now!







The Cats went up to Brisbane, without Ottens, and Corey, and still smashed Brisbane by 80 points! Stokes was back, and dropping sitter with his normally vice like hands. Tomohawk was thrown into the ruck to gain confidence, and kicked a few goals along the way. Fev and Brown were a little off with injury, but Johno was kicking them over his shoulder from all corners of the ground...blindfolded!



Get your hands off me!:





The Roos were in the middle of their own smashing...before the Crows decided to give them a heart attack and kick the last 7 goals of the match! The Roos held on by 8 points, and just held on to their dignity by beating the second worst team in the land. Actually we are yet to see Hawthron v Adelaide, so hold that thought ;-).





You beauty! The baby Bombers beat the Saints again! The Bombers said they accidently threw their rucks forward and they accidently kicked a bag of goals. Guys, you don't say it was a fluke, you say it was all part of the master plan!





Oh k it was a tight struggle between the Blues and the Power. But the game would've been more thrilling if the players didnt stop to make a human pyramid. The Power took off in the 3rd quarter, but the Blues game plan held strong. Even the lgalloping dinosaur Kreuzer chipped in with a hand.



Footy game or a game of twister?:

We thought we had seen battle of the losers, but we were wrong! The Hawks had their hearts in their mouths as the officially worst team in the land, decided to challenge them for the points. If you look closely, you can almost see Brad Sewell poo his pants in this picture. And even with the win there must've been little satisfaction by the 3 point margin...tsk tsk Jeff.

Nothing better than beating your old side, right Barry? If thats what he says then we won't argue with him. Bad Baz kicked 5 goals against the Swannies, who were without both their ruckman. Pretty sure Barry thinks they would've won anyway if they were playing.

cop it swannies! smiling assassin:

Not only did the Eagles win, but they won away! Jack Watts returned for the Dee's for the most underwhelming comeback in history. He does have precision though, so we expect good things in 5 years! LeCra and Kennedy were at it again with a couple of goals each. The Demons are becoming so unpredicatble, even they don't know which day they will bring it on :-S.

Tennis...The two big Tennis guns went at it again in the final of the Madrid masters. Clay king Nadal beat the man Roger in the final. His knee must be feeling a bit better since the Aussie open, either that, or Rog just hates clay!

On Monday night football, the Eels took on the highly favoured Manly, and won! With the lull before Origin starts, most teams were back to normal. St George and the Storm were back on the winners list. The Baby Broncos beat the Titans 28-6! mystifying everyone again, and keeping Alfie off the table, thank hell!

The Storm have decided the Leagues punishments, in a bid to get their points back in the 2010 season. phone and email records of the leagues boss and News Limiteds chief will be summoned in court. And while waiting for a positive result for the Storm, we will all sit back and watch pigs fly!

Ok so our Men lost the 20/20 world cup to the Poms...moving right along, our girls New Zealand yayyyyyyy! go girls! Perry took 3 wickets as our men cheered them on. At least we found a use for our boys afterall. D Hussey tried to save us with 59, but it was all too late.

Pakistani skipper Danish Kaneria was arrested after a betting investigation. Kaneria allegedly placed a bet on an International game, and is now facing Jail time. Ouch! It really isn't safe to go near the pokies!

Can Chelsea win anymore tournaments! Probably! After winning the EPL and the FA cup, they are ready to take over the World! We almost forgot that there was the Champions league going on with all the winnningness! Drogba as usual was leading the charge. We're not mentioning his first name cause it's damn ridiculous!

all that and more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.

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