If you just got back from trekking through the Andes, or living in an Igloo in Antarctica, and I told you Freo had won 3 in a row, would you believe me??..You'd probably call me a lieing SOB or have me committed...but its TRUE!
Even North Melbourne and Essendon decided to Defy the Laws of order and beat the big guns. Take a bow



And What is up with Port Adelaide??..They are running so hot and cold, its like they dated Katy Perry!


Ooooooohhhhhhhh lovers
Dont fear, we will also be having more Ablett Junior groin by groin updates throughout the night.....This just in, its still strained!...
And don't forgot the Big Monday nite football experiment. Add a dash of Davis and a pinch of Riewoldt and thats what you get. we will give live score updates throughout the show.
NRL..Woo hoo! Kangaroos thrash the Kiwis in the Rugby League! 38 to 10...To soften the blow for the Kiwis, after the game the coach took them all out for Fush and Chups.
And the Dragons finally get beaten at the hands of the Cowboys, and WTF again? Manly beats the Broncos??

In Netball news....The Thunderbirds beat the swifts, and the Magic punish the pulse...with 2 games still to be played. Melbourne have the bye, but they have earned the rest...*sigh* its hard work winning all the time.
The F1 GP is on in Spain with Benjamin Button in pole again, and still driving backwards....Mark Webber starts in 5th, fingers crossed for a podium finish..............
Soccer controversy in the Champions leage with bad reff'ing and Drogba letting him know about it! One of the biggest dummy spits in sport history :-P
Tennis...And Domir is at it again! Blaming Australia for everything that has ever gone wrong in his life, and likely some more bomb threats too. Poor Jelana..... And tennis star Gasquet fails a drug test...hrrrmmm.
Hose Racing....There was nasty carnage at the Jumps racing with unfortunate results to horses and jockeys. We wish them all the best. There have been calls to ban the sport, and everyone seems to be divided on this issue...But none the less we will be keen to hear Ed's thoughts on this.
Cricket......England WIN!...Pardon??...Yes you heard right. I know we're confused too. I hope by Monday some order will have returned to the sporting Universe.
All that n more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.
Peace out*
.*Disclaimer: The Sports Lounge may contain 2/3 of your daily fibre intake. No this does not mean we will give you the shits. Warning this last paragraph may not be accurate. Conditions apply and portions of this blog have been edited for your discomfort. Spoken by Tan for the Sports Lounge Party Melbourne (say that last sentance really fast).
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