Sunday, May 17, 2009

Order has been restored to the Sporting Universe...& Return of the thrillers!

AFL
Put on your Superman capes on, its wharfey time! (I know it doesnt make sense to me either Matthew Pavlova).
As they say on Lost, the universe has a way of course correcting itself. Freo's losing streak has come to an end and the Hawks are back on the winners list. The Dockers missed some chances, but no way to go, no heave ho.
Buddy and his *Im not fat, im just muscle* belly kick the sealer!.....

. Warning: May not be actual picture. Picture may have been doctored

May be Buddy in 20 years, when he builds up more muscle


The Thriller is back again. Port snatch the game from the Tigers with seconds to go! Bulldogs just hold on against the demons, and The swans pinch the win from the eagles in the dieing minutes! Kieren Jack you Star!


Last week The Age had an exclusive interview with Gary Abletts groin, this week we have an exclusive interview with Gary Abletts ankle! and Steve Johnsons elbow!

Jimmy Bartel for President!

.................Wanted...................for awesomeness.

We also have an exclusive Interview with an Australian Under Water Hockey player! Yes thats right I said Underwater hockey. Yes it exists! Im not making this s$%t up!...Its cooool. check it out. We will push to make it the next Olympic sport.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CcxqKMOlJA .

NRL....Its heritage round and the 1st Vs 2nd Blockbuster lives up to it's hype. The Bulldogs looked to steal the match but their controversial try was not allowed. Everybody say awwww. Sorry but you know when it comes to rugby league, my blood is Fluorescent orangey red and white...Yes my doctor is disturbed too...Go Dragons!

Bulldogs fans showed their appreciation by hurling debri at the players...classy.


Oh the agony the ecstasy.

Netball....What more can we say except that the Vixens are still undefeated!

And in Soccer, another Premier League tital win to Manchester United, no surprises there.


Cricket...Mumbai and Warneys Rajistan Royals go to the wire. There was a late charge from Mumbai and then, with almost a wicket every ball, the Royals steal victory in the last over!
One of Warnes team mates was quoted as saying:

"'Ive never seen a man send a text, smoke, take a Diuretic, and bowl all at the same time. It was phenomenal!"
(Warning: May not be Warnes actual team mate, or actual quote)


Tennis.....The final of the Madrid masters is set, and its Rog and Raph again! Will be interesting to see who can snatch the win before the next Grand Slam.

All that n more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.
Peace out*



.*Disclaimer: The Sports Lounge may contain 2/3 of your daily fibre intake. No this does not mean we will give you the shits. Warning this last paragraph may not be accurate. Conditions apply and portions of this blog have been edited for your discomfort. Spoken by Tan for the Sports Lounge Party Melbourne (say that last sentance really fast).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha Tanya is wanted...

...for awesomness.