Put you collars on...It's Aka time!....or is it??

AFL... Aka played well in big game 300 & Brad Johnson could have covered the Dogs in glory after the Siren...but the Cats spoiled the party and held on by 2 points.

What a game! Who needs round 14! The Cats and Saints are vulnerable!

Johnson might've tried harder to kick the winning goal for Aka, but apparently he was still bitter from not getting an invite to Aka's wedding. Even though the two didnt really know eachother at the time...bizzare. I didnt get an invite either hrrmmm.

ALWAYS REMEMBER:

It was Saturday night, and Dream Time at the G (Indigenous Round) & The Bombers storm home against the Tigers. Ryder and Lovett-Murray compete for mark of the year!

After the game Terry Wallace asked himself to step down as Richmond Coach. But Terry refused and vowed to coach on, much to Terry's own disgust....Im confused :-S

NRL...And the drama continues at Shark Head Quarters. Tensions reach reach boiling point as it is revealed the CEO 'ACCIDENTLY' punched one of his staff in the eye. Sure it was an accident. I know I accidently punch myself in the face all the time, it's easy to do.

*****************EXTREME SARCASM******************

.Things Dont improve for the Melbourne Storm unfortunately, as they are beaten easily by the Bulldogs. *Sigh* at least you can always count on the Dragons ;-)....The Dogs are still sitting pretty, at the top of the table.

Cricket...And the results are in. The Aussie Ashes team has been selected and finalised. Hodge was snubbed again! Cricket Australia made some very strange selections, with a few surprising late inclusions to the team:

C Ricky Ponting

#Mr Ed

#Ian Healy

#Zig

#Zag

#Harry Potter.

#Selected subject to fitness

(May not be actual selections)

The Poms are already getting into Andrew McDonald. Hrmm, it has to be said though...touche'.

Congrats to Gilly for the fastest ever 20/20 half century in history! As the Decan Chargers beat the Daredevils....And IPL finals are on!...No Warney this year though :-(

Netball...Our correspondent will be at the Vixens v Swifts game on Monday night. We will see if we can grab one of Melbournes stars for a chat, if they arent too tired from massive undefeatedness!

F1...Mark Webber is a chance to be strong in Monaco (fingers crossed). Who knows what can happen at this GP. This track has more twists and turns than J-Lo's love life! And Alonso's F1 career!...Will Jenson Button do it again, or is he quaking in his backwards driving boots?


Tennis...woo hoo its Grand Slam time again at the French Open!...Poor LLeyton has an early meeting with Clay King Nadal, but I think theres some fight in him yet grrr.
Our girls are looking strong with Sam Stosur leading the way. We ask all the important questions. Who will take the tittle? Who will wear the prettiest outfit?....To be continued.......


Horse Racing...Jumps Racing has been given the go ahead.
Boh is still no closer to finding Mr Ed for our interview. We are having some trouble tracking him down. Ed was last seen in this disguise, hanging out at a bar in Mexico with this man (Might be Patrick McDermott):

All that n more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.



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