Put your Whites on......It's Wimbledon time!

Tennis... Yes thats right we're not starting with AFL cause its all about LLeyton! Well most of it anyway.

Hewitt knocked Del Potro,the No. 5 seed out of the Tournament! Commmmmmmmmonnn!..And have a look at the match up. The guy could eat 3 LLeytons!

Let me guess the headlines? David and Goliath, Giant killer? all of the above! We werent sure if Lleyts was in good form as his first round opponent could hardly walk. But his effort is huge, nay sayers hush :-P. And on top of that he has beaten his next opponent to make it to the second week!

Ok nuff Hewitt...Englands favourite Marsupial Andy Murray looks set to challenge Roger.

He's still winning, keeping the Poms happy, but his furrowed brow still makes him look like an angry Marsupial.

Sam Stosur was left to fly the flag for the girls after the hot English sun became too much for Jelena. And we know how hot it can get in England *rolls eyes*. She retired from dizzyness.

And Princess Serena knocked out our Grothy.

Unfortunately Sam was defeated by the little brat, Ivanovic.

But at least Stosur made it passed the first round. There was no way we were gonna let her lose to a chick wearing an evening dress.

& Do you hear that?? Exactly, the sounds of silence. Grunting queen Sharapova is gone thanks to Gisela Dulka. Dulka also gets a mention for beeing smokin hot!...Never seen so many tennis beauties in one tournament, well done ol' chaps, rha rha. Of course, we watch womens tennis cause we like the way they play ;-).

And does'nt the new Wimbledon roof look pretty too?...pitty we don't need it cause it hasn't rained at all yet. Oh well, in the off season it can be used as an obstacle course of really high n fancy monkey bars.

AFL....Obviously Michael Jacksons death got to the Carlton players on Friday night. It wasn't even close! The only other excuse for that performance would be Swine Flu or food poisoning. Then again it didn't affect the Queenslanders in Origin so I guess there is none.

I was never very good at maths but I know that bout 5 No. 1 draft picks + 1 brownlow medalist + 1 whinging full forward STILL = ZERO....................................................................................

And no you can't blame the loss on John Elliot either. Beware of the bombers.

.It gives me great pleasure to say that Hawthorn are no longer a Premiership threat after losing to West Coast. They are however still a threat to themselves and their own shitness (yes I know it's not a real word but thanks to constant shitness from the Hawks, the Oxford Dictionary will be forced to take it on)

Barry Hall goes from thumbs up, to back to the fists. This time he punched an Adelaide Crow, and has nearly punched a player from all 15 teams. This is just a week after claiming to have turned over a new leaf.

When asked why he did it again, he said 'I can't help it, im just

Oh that o'l scapegoat. (may not be actual quote).

.In other news, Richmond kept Stkilda goaless in the first quarter, but that was about all they did. Another thrashing by the Saints sets up an undefeated clash between the Cats and the Saints next week *mouth watering*.........

.F1..There was no GP this week but the FIA has finally given in to the demands of the F1 teams. There will be no breakaway Championship, and so the Normal Championship will resume. This is good news, especially since the Breakaway Championship would not be coming to Melbourne. Instead they were going to go to Adelaide to visit Jason Porplyzia, who is now officially 'Elite'.

Cricket....Sorry we still don't wanna talk about it, its still shamefull. All our hopes rest on young gun Phill Hughes to make us look good in the Ashes. We will try to escape with some dignity after a poor performance in a warm up match.

League Origin....The Queenslanders flogged NSW in embarrassing style to be the first team in history to win 4 successive series. Even with half the team having gastro and losing players during the match, the Blues still couldn't win, much like their AFL namesake. To be honest the game was kind of boring and didn't get lively till a bit of biff started. It kind of woke them all up.

Last but not least, this Monday is Narelles last show on the Sports Lounge in Melbourne. So tune in to for her farewell. 5 years of fabulous service *applause*.

All that n more on the show that goes through more balls than Roger Federer.

Peace out*

.*Disclaimer: The Sports Lounge may contain 2/3 of your daily fibre intake. No this does not mean we will give you the shits. Warning this last paragraph may not be accurate. Conditions apply and portions of this blog have been edited for your discomfort. Spoken by Tan for the Sports Lounge Party Melbourne (say that last sentance really fast).